As planes remain grounded nationwide, Spirit Airlines CEO, Leon Dykstra, unveiled his company’s plans to adapt to the Coronavirus pandemic. We call it the “Bubble Boy Special,” he announced proudly over remote teleconference this morning...
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Manufacturers Fear Toilet TP Shortage After Trump’s Ex-Lax Endorsement
Executives from the United States’ largest toilet paper manufacturers held an emergency meeting on Thursday, following President Trump’s endorsement of Ex-Lax as a remedy for COVID-19.
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